man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!
And for some fucking reason, they speak legalese!!!
the world is quiet here
taylor swift fans interpret her lyrics the way protestants interpret the bible
sentences you can only get on tumblr
I forgot how nonplussed Dorian is about being sent a year into an apocalyptic future. Pure academic interest. He really did look at this situation like “this is sad for everyone else but my fuckin dissertation is gonna be so goddamn good”
I’m about to pull him aside and be like “Dorian I love the energy, I love the quips, but you are bringing a lot to a situation where 3/5s of the party have spent the last year getting tortured. I’m worried if you make even a single more bitchy aside, Leliana will fuckin shoot you”
Literally just saw his best friend get his throat slit, helped killed his mentor, went back in time, arrested his now-alive mentor with the help of the inquisition and also his now-alive best friend, and the man literally goes, in a cheerful tone, “Well! Glad that’s over with.” King shit, Dorian, never go to therapy, never unrepress nothing
We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you’ve been thirsting after is a Disney adult.
You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
literary analysis being posited as this boring grueling penance that only miserable people insist on is very dumb as an idea but its even more dumb to me, the guy who gets so excited about it that he has to clap and pound his fists against the ground and walk in circles at a dizzying speed unbeknownst to man
sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog
wait i fucked it up.
guys stop reblogging this.
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why